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Many women don't understand Marketing. Perhaps the following
analogies will help clear it up.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and,pointing at you says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May
I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly
against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going
home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy him, so he calls you.
That's Tech Support

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto
the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of
your lungs,"I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam

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